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Prizes this year depend on your age and where you live:
If you are 21 or over and live within walking distance (some exceptions may be made) of Chippens Headquarters, you get one free bottle of Chippens Brew for finishing first.
If you are five years of age or younger, and thus can neither read nor likely understand the prize detailed below even if read to you, you get a free Chippens t-shirt for finishing first.
Everyone else--A past champion describes his feelings after realizing he'd won: "I felt a euphoria that I didn't know human beings could experience. I thought this type of pure joy was reserved for foxes in hen houses, or pigs in [censored]. It was like, for a moment, I not only looked into the mind of God, I was Him."
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